super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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