Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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