Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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