You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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