She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I didn't notice because vodka
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
