her vagine was all disorganized.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Randomize
