C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
someone owes me an orgasm
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
When did angry sex become our thing?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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