oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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