Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
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Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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