Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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