I hate your face
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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