he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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