I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..