More tranny stories later!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?