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• (217): View more from Illinois

  My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.

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• (209): View more from California

  Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7

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• (760): View more from California

  I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (619): View more from California

  yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen

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• (949): View more from California

  did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  *goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*

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