Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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