Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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