another moral hangover. fuck.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
