come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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