i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
this beer tastes like vomit already
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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