Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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