Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
50% drunk capacity currently
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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