We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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