He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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