the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure