New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again