Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait