So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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