So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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