I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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