I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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