Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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