You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
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Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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