quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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