I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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