Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
someone get that fucking seahorse.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
My balls are so social today.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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