my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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