I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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