hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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