help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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