it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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