you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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