Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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