he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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