K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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