in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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