Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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