Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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