Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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