I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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