You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My dick has a subreddit
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize