Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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