So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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