so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
