Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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