In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
