so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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