Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Your tits are I can't wait for
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE