...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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