At least make sure they are 18
Why
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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