this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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