I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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