so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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