So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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