Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize